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Ten Ways to tell if you ar typlexic

Worn out Backspace key
Someone else typed inthis site address for you
Transposing letters od simple words suche as:
studnet = student
mena = mean
od = of
ot =ot
A collection of broken keyboards
Friend prefer to speak to you by phone avoiding all written contact
White-out stains on your monitpr
Mispeeling your own name often
People ask you if youknow ow to type
You avoid using programs that don't have automatic spellchecking
You use IM programs and spend more time translating your typois than you do actually cahtting

Breaking News!

29 September 2001

Origin Discovered
by Bard Halstead

Typlexia.. what a terrible disease! It seems hat it can be traced important back to one named Angela Buraglia where it was first introduced to the Macromedia Dremawevaer (Dreamweaver) forum.

As you can see, ~Angela's disease has a way of affecting many even without contact. Those that have been similarly affected are Danilo Celic, Brad Halstead, Daniel Short, Murray Summers and many others too numberous to mention.

Fatigue causestyplexics to sleep most comfortably on their keyboard

Symptoms:
Inability ot spell words correctly
Happens to hte welll intentioned
You don't mena to fall asleep typing

Medications:
None known

Extended effects:
Fingers cramp up
over tiredness
cramming for events
procrastination

So, although Typlexia affects many of us in the world, there is no serious long term effects that are known at this time and with using aids such as Mavis Beacon Typing Tutor, even the short-term effects can be circumvented.

2 September 2001

Technological Breakthrough
by WIC Press

Have you heard about the new technology that will help people with typlexia? Typlexia Visual Correction Lenses. It doens't cure it.. but it puts typlexics back in the mainstream by allowing other folks to make sense of what typlexia hindered folks write.

It's a special pair of glasses that actually corrects errors on the written page before they reach the readers eyes.

Dr. Crossfinger first came up with the idea when he was emailed a grocery list from his wife who suffers from typlexia.

It was a long day, the message read "Plese pikc up whipcrea me and straw beiers and comhome toome!" He couldn't figure out what she had written and subsequently worked late that day.. only to find a very sad, cold young wife waiting when he finally returned home.

The Typlexia Visual Correction Lenses will not be available in contact lens form, but are available in a nice Strawberry Creme color frame.

17 June 2001

The latest House Bill (HB- 24562-C) will amend the ADBA act to includes typlexia as a disability. All software must conform to persons with this disability.

Two Strains of the Typlexia Disease

There are 2 main types of the Typlexia disease. There is "typlexia nervosa" and "typlexia keyboardium"

Typlexia keybordium affects nearly 35% of the world's population. One sure sign of typlexia keybordium is tha the backpsace key is worn out and oftenn broken.

Typelexia nervosa occurs in nearly half of all typlexia keybordium sufferrers. This variant is a mutation of the typlexia keyboridum disease which usually only strikes web developers and Instandt Messenger program users. When in a hurry, typlexia nervosa sufferers mis-type nearly ever common word imaginebale.

There is no known cuere for eeither variation of the disease, however htere are wasy to treat the symptoims.